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It 'that time of year for Oscar, Golden Globe, Emmy, American Music Awards, Grammy, Country Music, the Screen Actors Guild, Directors Guild, MTV, Peabody, Soap Opera, Tony, the Writers Guild, TV Guide, People's Choice - and these are just show business events of the annual back-slapping. We also have Darwin for the price to do stupid things. We rewards that really matter to today's standards: False. Like this -

The price, not a chance - Michael Jacksonthe only man in the world does not say, the father of Anna Nichol Smith.

The Hannibal Lecter - the Congress of the Republic DIS membering old Mark Foley.

The Joan Rivers - with Katie Couric, your face, so close, her eyes began to lean.

Rockefeller - Tom Cruise to buy his own studio, because his old studio would not give up.

Premium leg brush - Paris Hilton.

Picasso - with HillaryClinton painting, which for part of your life that are not appropriate in the current political climate.

What is a ferret in the price of head - hair Stahl of 60 minutes' Leslie.

The Dracula - Obama wear shirts with collars that his slender neck exposed so attractive to suck Barack.

WC Fields - special privileges Lindsay Lohan celebrity homes, the rehabilitation of drunks Wonderland "normal" residents evacuated.

The JenniferWilbert - Runaway Bride, broke up with her boyfriend and then complain.

The Ashton Kutcher - young men with older women, do not complain when the guy admits to never having heard of the Beatles.

The Rodney Dangerfield - George W. Bush gets no respect.

Titanic Award - For the career of Mel Gibson

The prison of Abu Ghraib - with Jack Bauer torture terrorists as creative as created by 24 Fan Club

The Ouchi - Wittington Harry, the boy DickCheney made a quail and shot in February to act as if it does not hurt.

All deny Award - For John Kerry to use his voice in favor of the invasion of Iraq was, and Vice President Cheney went to the ball.

The Sigmund Freud - Kramer, who needs psychiatric help, even more than Michael Jackson.

The Courtney Love - with you and Paula Abdul for the following awards in their respective paths.

Mike Tyson - RyanSmackdown O'Neal for his son.

Price of taxpayers - the representatives of Congress will continue to receive the pension at 80 per cent of their wages and health and life insurance, and taxpayer funded, and even members of Congress convicted of a crime.

Price Seabiscuit - Rocky Balboa, finally crossed the line.

The Jiffyhab - Britney for his service at the wheel "to move the bat speed sober Britney Spears feat.Lindsay Lohan Kevin Federline because Spears, hair first and second of all.

The rarest prize of celebrities - Barbara Walters to ask, in fact, a Hamas suicide bomber in jail? "So you say what I want to do is kill the Jews wanted to get married?" and covered that with your next question: "Could not in his suicide mission and death, where were you today?"

And finally: I-Can-I can not believe you said that to fool Price-ThingCalifornia Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to utter the immortal words: "I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

This completes our Awards in 2006 and remember this is anonymous expert in this column: ". For those who like that sort of thing is the kind of thing is"

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